I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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