i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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