i just had sex bonerless
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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