Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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