Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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