I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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