So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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