The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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