Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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