is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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