We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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