You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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