My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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