I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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