sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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