Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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