so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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