how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
