best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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