Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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