I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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