Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
high people should be assigned attendants
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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