Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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