The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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