quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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