why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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