Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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