She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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