Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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