I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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