I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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