Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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