Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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