Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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