Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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