people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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