oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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