How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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