Who wears a wallet chain?!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize