I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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