Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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