She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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