He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Michael Bay diarrhea
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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