Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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