You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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