you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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