IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I need water and some morals
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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