"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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