somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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