I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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