I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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