O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
