kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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