Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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