She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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