I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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