Don't you send me to vm
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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