Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
either way he was missing a nipple.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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